Sysadmin Comic Relief

That is funny!
  • Posting the conference rooms as "full" all week in Outlook is not a good use of company time
  • Using 4 company monitors on one computer to play games is not a good use of company property
  • Replacing an employees desktop with a picture of their desktop and hiding their icons, is not funny
  • Forwarding employees phones to pizza take out restaurants is counter productive
 
booman said:
  • Replacing an employees desktop with a picture of their desktop and hiding their icons, is not funny
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I beg to disagree.

My personal favorites:

"RJ-45 ends are not "network seeds" and should not be scattered under floor tiles in an effort to cultivate a server farm."

"An hourly crontab from 3am-6am stating the time via SMS to a coworker doesn't convey any useful information."

"It's not necessary to conduct a turing test on new hires to ensure they're not robots."

I think I would actually go far in these working environs. Can I apply? I can pass a Turing test.

I think.
 
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