Here it is, Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei, it is an excellent movie, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrestler_(2008_film)
Who's heard Little Richard sing "Shake a Hand"?
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Here it is, Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei, it is an excellent movie, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrestler_(2008_film)
Here's a musical joke for y'all, lolz 
Guy walks into a bar, shows the customers an octopus, and claims it can play any musical instrument.
One patron steps up, and bets $50 it can't play a clarinet. Gives a clarinet to the octopus, who plays it better than Goodman.
Another says, '$100 it can't play a piano.' Forget 4 hands, the octopus was amazing, played like a maestro.
A Scotsman says, 'Bet the wee thing cannae play the bagpipes.' Gives the pipes to the octopus, which proceeds to go crazy ripping the thing to shreds, pieces of tartan fabric and wood flying everywhere.
The owner of the octopus shouts at the cephalopod, 'What the hell is wrong, can't you play that thing?'
It responds, 'Play it? I was trying to get its knickers off'
Guy walks into a bar, shows the customers an octopus, and claims it can play any musical instrument.
One patron steps up, and bets $50 it can't play a clarinet. Gives a clarinet to the octopus, who plays it better than Goodman.
Another says, '$100 it can't play a piano.' Forget 4 hands, the octopus was amazing, played like a maestro.
A Scotsman says, 'Bet the wee thing cannae play the bagpipes.' Gives the pipes to the octopus, which proceeds to go crazy ripping the thing to shreds, pieces of tartan fabric and wood flying everywhere.
The owner of the octopus shouts at the cephalopod, 'What the hell is wrong, can't you play that thing?'
It responds, 'Play it? I was trying to get its knickers off'
Here's a musical joke for y'all, lolz
Guy walks into a bar, shows the customers an octopus, and claims it can play any musical instrument.
One patron steps up, and bets $50 it can't play a clarinet. Gives a clarinet to the octopus, who plays it better than Goodman.
Another says, '$100 it can't play a piano.' Forget 4 hands, the octopus was amazing, played like a maestro.
A Scotsman says, 'Bet the wee thing cannae play the bagpipes.' Gives the pipes to the octopus, which proceeds to go crazy ripping the thing to shreds, pieces of tartan fabric and wood flying everywhere.
The owner of the octopus shouts at the cephalopod, 'What the hell is wrong, can't you play that thing?'
It responds, 'Play it? I was trying to get its knickers off'
LOL!
Liked it, but saw it coming.":O)Here's a musical joke for y'all, lolz
Guy walks into a bar, shows the customers an octopus, and claims it can play any musical instrument.
One patron steps up, and bets $50 it can't play a clarinet. Gives a clarinet to the octopus, who plays it better than Goodman.
Another says, '$100 it can't play a piano.' Forget 4 hands, the octopus was amazing, played like a maestro.
A Scotsman says, 'Bet the wee thing cannae play the bagpipes.' Gives the pipes to the octopus, which proceeds to go crazy ripping the thing to shreds, pieces of tartan fabric and wood flying everywhere.
The owner of the octopus shouts at the cephalopod, 'What the hell is wrong, can't you play that thing?'
It responds, 'Play it? I was trying to get its knickers off'
I've told this one dozens of times, no one thinks it funny but me, I think it' hysterical!
A Matriarch elephant becomes stuck in a water hole. Alone and afraid she calls for help until she is exhausted, finally as she quiets down she hears the tiniest of voices offering to help.
She looks and looks and finally see shes a mouse standing right there in front of her.
Had she not been so desperate she would have laughed.
"But I'll want something for it if I succeeded.
Like so many ladies before her she thought she had nothing to lose by excepting..
The bargain laid the mouse got to work! He jumped down in the mud and disappeared shoving stressing with all his mousey strength. and letting out a terrible tiny grown
and out she popped!
Free she began to wander away.
The mouse was furious!
"We had a deal!" he screamed up at her
"Oh sorry what is it you want?"
The Mouse stuck out his chest
srightened his muddy cap and told her
"a piece of ass, your ass"
Now she did laugh!
:Sure why not?
As the mouse made his way up to the promised land the elephant forgot him completely as she returned to her grazing.
Then she burped.
The mouse was ecstatic!
He screamed at her
"That's it! Suffer bitch!
A Matriarch elephant becomes stuck in a water hole. Alone and afraid she calls for help until she is exhausted, finally as she quiets down she hears the tiniest of voices offering to help.
She looks and looks and finally see shes a mouse standing right there in front of her.
Had she not been so desperate she would have laughed.
"But I'll want something for it if I succeeded.
Like so many ladies before her she thought she had nothing to lose by excepting..
The bargain laid the mouse got to work! He jumped down in the mud and disappeared shoving stressing with all his mousey strength. and letting out a terrible tiny grown
and out she popped!
Free she began to wander away.
The mouse was furious!
"We had a deal!" he screamed up at her
"Oh sorry what is it you want?"
The Mouse stuck out his chest
srightened his muddy cap and told her
"a piece of ass, your ass"
Now she did laugh!
:Sure why not?
As the mouse made his way up to the promised land the elephant forgot him completely as she returned to her grazing.
Then she burped.
The mouse was ecstatic!
He screamed at her
"That's it! Suffer bitch!
Lolz, it must be that advanced Zen humor, Grasshopper George
Come on Dan, help us out here; I could use a good laugh today
What I find so funny is that the mouse demonstrates Just how wrapped up Male mammals can be when it comes to females. We think of ourselves As concurring Huns, but She barely notices our mighty approach.
Maybe it's not funny, maybe it's me that's funny.":O}